Sometime last month I went into Forever21. There was this dress I really really really wanted.
There was only one left. Just my size.
But it was on the mannequin.
But I wanted it so bad. I asked if I could have it off the mannequin.
They told me that I could put it on hold and that once they take it off the mannequin, they’ll give me a call and I can pick it up. It was cheap, too. Like, fifteen dollars or less!
My phone’s been broken for the last two weeks.
It’s only been two days.
This might not end well.
Have you ever kissed someone who’s name started with L?
Yes. Yes, I have.
Have you held hands with anybody in the last 4 days?
If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?
Honestly, who are you IMing?
Do you cross your legs when you sit?
Almost always. Floor, couch, chair. Doesn’t matter.
Have you ever liked someone who didn’t like you back?
Of course. Does anyone ever answer “no” to this? Oh wait, Kayla Prior exists.
How many times have you cried in a person’s arms?
What if I were actually someone who kept count of shit like that?
Do you have condoms in your room?
Do you still talk to the person you liked 7 months ago?
Would you rather kiss someone 5 years older or 5 year younger?
When was the last time you felt like throwing up?
Not too long ago.
Think back to this time last year, were you happy?
This time last year was very confusing.
If you were given a pregnancy test, would it be negative?
Yes it would.
Four months ago, can you remember who you liked, who was it?
Smoking cigerettes, it’s a bad habit you know?
Is there anyone out there who can make you cry very easily?
Myself. Only myself.
Do you ever get good morning messages from anyone?
I used to, before I got to wake up next to that person every morning.
Do you know what the last person you kissed is doing?
He’s at work.
Is there anybody you wish you could be with right now?
How does it feel to be heart broken?
I believe that would take too long to explain to someone who hasn’t felt it for themselves.
What’s your favorite color?
I like a series of blues, mostly.
Do you currently have a hickey?
Do you like holding hands?
Do you enjoy wearing dresses?
Casual dresses, yes. Fancy dresses on fancy occasions, I suppose.
Do you think you will ever be married?
It depends. Big maybe, leaning toward probably.
You’re crying at 12 at night, you call?
Have you ever been called heartless?
Yes. Several times. By my mother. She meant it.
Do you think you will be in a relationship three months from now?
Yessir. That’ll make it one year.
Would you take $40,000 or a brand new car?
The money. In a second.
Tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
What the fuck kind of a question is this?
Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you?
Any plans for this summer?
EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE EUROPE
Where is the person you dislike the most?
I don’t want to know.
Do you think you will kiss someone tomorrow?
Are you afraid of losing the last person you talked to?
The nice lady who waxes my privates? Yes. She does me favours. For free! ;)
Did your parents spoil you as a child?
What were you doing at 8:00 this morning?
Do you think that you’re good enough for the one you like?
Very much so.
Is the person you like older or younger than you?
Older. But not by much.
Have you ever dated someone who treated you like crap?
Where was your last kiss?
Inside of motherfucking Subway. Where the fuck else would it have been.
Do you think before you speak?
Do you think you can last for an hour without talking?
By myself, yes. With another life specimen around, whether it be human or not; no.
Do you show your emotions or do you have a poker face?
This depends on who I’m with.
Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a J or T?
Who was the last person to tell you they love you?
Uhmm, probably Alex.
How many people do you trust?
What are you doing right now?
This, and making plans with Taaaylor!
Do you know anyone that smokes pot?
Is this a question?
Could you live with your best friend?
I already do.
Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
Would you rather have big or small dogs?
Small. But that doesn’t mean I don’t love Dugal.
Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not yet. ;D
Who will your next hug be?
Will you be married by the time you’re 25?
Would you go on a road trip with your friends?
Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
Do you want to see somebody right now?
I think you asked me this already.
Last person/people you hung out with?
Stef and Ryan and Alex and Andrew.
Was last night enjoyable for you?
Not bad. Learned to play some Magic.
Someone says “all guys are players” You say?
If you had an invisible coat like Harry Potter, would you use it often?
I don’t know.
Taco Bell or Olive Garden?
No fuck you and Subway Jessica. Olive Garden all the fucking way. I uh. I’ve never actually been there but I hear it’s amazing..
Do you trust the police?
If you’re mad while driving, do you flip people off?
Did the last person you kissed have tattoos?
The last person you kissed started with a J or K?
What a well put together question. (No.)
Does it matter to you if your bf/gf smokes cigs?
I suppose it doesn’t. In moderation. Just uh, don’t overdo it. That’s gross.
Sunrise or sunset?
What were you doing at midnight last night?
When was the last time a picture of you was taken?
A few days ago?
Was last night terrible?
Naah, it was decent.
When’s the last time you did something you knew was wrong?
Probably quite recently. Oh, yesterday.
Kissed someone in a vehicle?
Last thing you drank?
Have you ever seen the last person you texted naked?
I can’t remember the last person I texted since my phone’s been broken, but I’m pretty sure that’d be a no.
Do you always have to have something to drink when you eat?
Last night, you felt?
I can’t describe it, but it wasn’t good.
Does the last person you kissed know what color your eyes are?
I’d fucking hope so, hah.
Who is the last person you shared a bed with?
Is there anyone who doesn’t like you?
“Haters gonna hate.”
Foolish, foolish girl.